she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I currently don't understand fingers.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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