no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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