I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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