But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
Randomize
