so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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