I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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