I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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