remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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