Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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