Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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