I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
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