No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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