Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
