Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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