just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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