Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize
