it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
We just shotgunned beers for America
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
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