Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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