This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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