She said her name was "party"
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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