do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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