Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
