Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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