her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Randomize
