Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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