I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
