Ambien. No doubt about it.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
only if we run a train.
done.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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