I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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