I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Well I knew we were drunk when I told you it was a good idea to shit in the ocean
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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