Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
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