i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I came so hard my ears popped.
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