The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Randomize
