OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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