At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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