Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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