Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
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