Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
we're making bets on your personal life
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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