Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I wish I could punch you in the face.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
So many bounce houses so little time
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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