Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
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