Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Randomize
