I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
i believe in u and ur pee
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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