used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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