hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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