Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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