Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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