ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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