I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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