What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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