This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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