I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you donโt have to recycle anymore ๐๐
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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