Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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