honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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