The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I supernannyed him into submission
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
