i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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