I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
oh god was she eating orange peels again
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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