Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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