This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Someone shattered a urinal.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
Randomize
